WishEffect » Craigslist http://www.wisheffect.com blub Sun, 25 Jul 2010 19:49:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Haunted Futon http://www.wisheffect.com/uncategorized/2009/12/12/haunted-futon/ http://www.wisheffect.com/uncategorized/2009/12/12/haunted-futon/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:04:44 +0000 Blair http://www.wisheffect.com/uncategorized/2009/12/12/haunted-futon/ About a fortnight ago, I obtained this Futon from a fat lady in a cashmere tube top. I needed a place to rest, as my sleeplessbag nights on floors had slintered my soul. “An thingy with many uses, other than sound sleep,” she said, “Youcin betcha that special dream will come and you will be real happy again, from the inside out.” Wishes did materialize and new dreams do emerge.

Creepy Kakebuton’s require little to no maintenance and can only benefit you with it’s healing properties and otherworldly knack for reading your mind.  You’ll be unhandicapped, but bedridden in a  cocoon of lucid dreams. Your somniloquy is beautiful.  It can be yours.

Serious inquiries only.

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