Haunted Futon December 12, 2009

Many moons ago, I obtained this Futon from a fat lady in a cashmere tube top. I needed a place to rest and she provided this black, chic piece of furniture with many uses, other than sound sleep. I can assure you that dreams will come from this quite special item. Dreams you’ve had all your life will materialize, and new dreams will emerge from the damp innards of this Futon. This Japanese style kakebuton requires little maintainence and can only benefit you with it’s healing properties and otherworldly knack for reading your mind. According to Japanese lore, the first futons were said to be crafted by samurais who couldn’t master the art of sword play. I’d say the same was true for the original broad that laid upon the thick, black cushion. Her somniloquy was beautiful. Meaningless and haunting. It can be yours.

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